feeling post-church boredom
listening to "torpedoes" ~ mdfmk
eating cake with nasty white frosting

"god damn the torpedoes!"
ahhh.... songs with "god damn" in the lyrics are so much fun to sing along to. anyway, church was sort of long today... and i'm so pissed that they keep letting more and more girls into the choir. soon, it's going to be an all-girl choir. it practically already is, because you can't even hear the guys singing when the girls drown them out. there are literally about four girls to every guy in the choir, and that, to me, is just horribly sad. you know people, it's not a sin to say no to the girls who want in. just remember those days way back when girls weren't even allowed to sing in choirs. and now they're taking advantage of the feminist times. damn.
i'm semi-anti-feminist. and i'm not even a man. or a lesbian, for that matter.
and so i sit here, staring at this transformers autobot mouse pad and wonder why people keep putting this revolting white frosting on birthday cakes. [vomits]