another one.

do you type really fast? - no, not really.

does it annoy people who are around you (like in the library)? - actually, even if it's not fast, yeah, it does.

do you/did you like high school? - hell kcufing no.

how old are you? - eighteen.

do you know anyone who has the same birthday as you? if so name them - paul mccartney, but I don't know him personally, of course. [laughs]

favorite pen color - purple ink

what word do you constantly misspell when typing? - beyond. for some reason I always type it beyong.

do you have trees in your yard? - no.

name one comedian that everyone thinks is funny but you absolutely cannot stand - he's not a comedian, but I think ashton kutcher is extreeeeemely annoying.

name one director you hate and tell why - tim burton, because he's overrated and all the little goth kids just love him. also, he apparently knows ONLY johnny depp.

do you like tim burton? - [didn't see this question before she typed the last response, seriously] haha, that's craziness...

what annoys you more than anything? - loud and obnoxious people.

tell me about the weirdest pair of socks you own - nothing too weird, just my goodbye kitty socks.

if you woke up tomorrow morning as the opposite sex, what would you do first? - touch myself. XDDD

did you read fear street books? - yes, a couple, and I might even have one stuffed away with old books somewhere.

how about sweet valley high? - never.

babysitter's club? the boxcar children? - noooooo.

goosebumps? - I read a couple back in elementary.

favorite show on nickelodeon (can be from the late 80's/early 90's when nick was good) - I don't like that channel....never have.

did you watch are you afraid of the dark? - I think I might've a few times...

did zeebo the clown scare you? - w..who?

where do you vacation every summer? - my computer. XD

do you like the beach? - no!

do you tan or burn easily? - tan, but not burn.

do you make up your own words and lingo? if so tell me about it - yes, all the time. I just came up with 'mod' as a 'cool' substitute. I never fail to put three x's in sexxxy, or sexxxerful, etc. also, I've my own made-up language, Irryllunic, for my fictional world.

do you eat lots of tv dinners? - they're disgusting, but when there's nothing to eat, yes, because I can't cook.

favorite hot pocket flavor - [laughs] I don't know.

if you could make one celebrity magically disappear, who would it be? - halle berry (gasp! not ashton kutcher!)

how is life treating you? - alright, I suppose. I've got great friends, a good family, I'm getting by.

do people like you? - apparently.

what do you think it is that makes the "popular" people popular? - the fact that they're obnoxious and push themselves into everyone else's business.

what do you wear the most: jeans, cords, dickies, khakis, skirts, or shorts? - shorts, at home. but everywhere else, jeans.

are you using a pc or mac? - pc.

do you like chunky peanut butter? - sometimes.

what amazes you about the opposite sex? - their one-track minds.

are you in love with anyone? - I don't know.

do you like anyone? - not currently.

if so, who - n/a

why do you like them/why are you in love with them? - n/a

favorite cereal - frosted/apple cinnamon cheerios, or berry berry kix XD

name a movie that makes you cry - oh, I have a few. the red violin, the last samurai, AI

what's something you like about the opposite sex, physically, that your friends think is odd? - I like femme guys, which most of my high school friends thought was really strange. o.O

is it true that only the good die young? - apparently, from everything I hear on the news. it's sad.

if so, are you going to live forever or die soon? - forever, I don't think I'm that great a person.

do you live for today? - I suppose I try to take on a lot of things I love NOW, before I lose my interest, which to me fits as living for today.

how fast can you run? - not very fast. n_n;;;

favorite band from the 60's/70's - the beegees or abba

have any of your friends had kids as teenagers? - no, I don't associate with sluts. XP

did they finish high school? - I've had a few friends who didn't finish high school, but none that had babies. :P

favorite 80's television show - I wasn't around long enough to know.

were you even born in the 80's? - yes. :P

what year? - '87

have you ever taught a little kid a curse word? - ummmyes.

if so which one was it? - does 'bastard' count?

do you think little boys are horrendously ill behaved? - not all of them.

have you ever thrown anything at a moving car? if so, what? - an m&m, a basketball....

name a villian in a movie that scared you when you were a kid - first off, it's 'villain'. and I suppose freddy krueger.

have you seen the original friday the thirteenth? - yes.

the original chucky? - yes.

the original halloween? - yes.

what's your favorite channel? - court tv, bravo, spike tv (haha)

what do you say when you stub your toe off of the corner of the coffee table? - "ahhhhh! fkkkkkk."

what's the highest thing you've ever jumped off of and landed unharmed? - I can't remember.

does it snow where you live? - no.

if yes, do you go sled riding? - no.

have you ever used anything weird, like a frisbee or a trashcan lid, for a sled? - no, only normal things.

how many people do you know who were born in november? - just my brother.

what month has the most people you know born in it? - I dunno, the people I know are all born in different months.

do holidays make you festive? - not really.

magazines you subscribe to - ....none.

do you read the supermarket tabloids? - when my mom gets them.

have you ever smashed somebody's halloween pumpkin? - no.

ever had yours smashed? - no.

do you celebrate christmas? - yes.

if not, do you still watch "how the grinch stole christmas" when it comes on television? - no.

do you think the grinch movie starring jim carrey was a waste of money? - totally.

ever had a hot teacher? - [thinks] no.

if yes, did you flirt with him/her? - no.

how do you treat people you are attracted to? (this is not a stupid question; some people are immature and are mean to those they like) - I'm very sarcastic around them. more than usual. and kid around about them a lot more. in a way, I do that with people I like in general, not just people I'm attracted to. :P

what do you want for your birthday this year? - um...it just passed so I'll tell you what I want for Christmas. :P All five volumes of Les Bijoux.

have you ever egged somebody's house? - no

has someone ever egged yours? - no

do we all go a little mad sometimes? - yes

what pisses you off more than anything in the world? - stupid people

do you still go trick or treating? - no, but I want to.

do you believe in santa claus? - no.

have you ever worked in a supermarket? - no.

how about a restaurant? - no.

if yes, do you agree with me when i say that those are the two worst establishments to work in? - n/a

what color is your bedspread? - brown

do your eyes change colors? - no

do you believe that we walked on the moon? - yes.

what's your opinion of the u.s. retaliation in afghanistan? - ...huh.

do you live by yourself? - no.

have you ever gotten a computer virus? - yes.

if so, what was it and how did you get rid of it? - don't remember.

describe your junior high/middle school gym teacher - I had three, bur coach scott was the best. he made us work.

how do you react when someone is talking to you --up in your face-- and they have really bad breath? - I back away, simple as that.

what was your first date like? - I've never been on a date.

did you go/are you going to the prom? - no, I didn't.

if you've already gone, was it good or bad? explain why - n/a

do you get uneasy when you see a person of a different color than you walking down the same street as you in the middle of the night? - no, unless they look really shady or something.

if yes, do you think that makes you racist? - even though I said no, I hate everyone so I'm not a racist. XD

are you a vegetarian? - no, but I don't like meat if that means anything, which it probably doesn't.

how about vegan? - no.

if no to both, do you think you could be? - yes.

have you ever given up a certain type of food? if so, what was it and why did you do it? - just whatever I deem nasty. [laughs]

spit out a random song lyric for me. make sure you tell me the name of the song and who sings it! - "Schau mal...es gibt noch so viel zu tun fur mich...HMM?" Tote Tulpen, by And One

who does the chores around your house? - my grandparents, but they want to.

name one person who annoys you more than anyone else, and tell why - didn't I already answer this...?

what movie could you watch a million times and never get tired of? - Die Hard: With a Vengeance. Hell, I even watched it this morning...for like, the 80,000th time.

what movie have you watched a million times, and you still laugh at the jokes? - Zoolander, and A Very Brady Sequel. XP

what movie do you hope you never see again? - hmmm... [seriously thinks] there are a lot, but for some reason, I'm drawing a blank right now.

have you ever hugged a stuffed animal or pillow and pretended that it was your significant other, or someone you had a crush on, and then someone caught you talking to it, and stroking its soft, fuzzy fur, and laughed at you and told the whole school? - uhhhhno. XD

do you drive? - not yet...but I can.

if so, do you like to drive at night or in the day time? - n/a

has anyone ever called you a bitch? - yes.

has anyone ever called you an asshole? - yes.

are you a bitch/asshole? - I can be, to certain people I dislike.

what's the first thing you do when you get home from school/work? - plop down on my bed and turn on the TV to relax...no wait, shower. no wait, use the bathroom. XD

favorite pop tart flavor - strawberry

do you play any musical instruments? if so, what? - nah, I wish.

tell me about the best school-related activity you ever took part in - stagecraft and the plays, etc. we worked on.

have you ever built a snowman? - a very tiny one. [laughs]

did you cry when it melted, or when the kid next door knocked its head off with a shovel? - no, I stepped on it.

what's your religion? - I'm open to many things.

do you try to force it on other people? - fuck no, I hate people who do that.

do you knock on people's doors at 7 a.m. on saturdays, trying to give them a pamphlet and tell them about the lord, or ask random people at the mall if they’ve been saved, yet you think that doesn’t count as forcing religion, you son of a bitch? - [laughs] damn them. XD

what's the best restaurant you've ever eaten at? - there was one but I forgot the name.

have you ever been flipping channels late at night and caught a glimpse of some porn on skinemax? - unfortunately. it was pretty hilarious, though.

if so, did you watch it? don't say no, i know you did - I'll say no, because I didn't. XP

what's the code word or phrase you and your friends use for the word SEX? - none, we call it sex. o.O banging, fucking, what have you. but usually 'sex'. XD

is sex an uncomfortable topic for you? - it can be.

what is the one thing in the world that just looking at it makes you vomit, or come close to it? - my reflecti-- just kidding. vomit!

when other people vomit, does it make you sick? - yes. XD

do your clothes match? - not always, but usually because I stick to certain colors.

what are you wearing right now? - my loungey clothes.

did you ever have those fisher price roller skates that go over top of your shoes? - um... no?

did you have a bike with a banana seat? - not that I know of.

could you ride it? - ..

have you lived in the same house your entire life? - no.

what’s the weirdest thing you’ve lived next to? - a crossdressing man.

who is the ugliest person you’ve ever seen? - jennifer aniston. XD

do you watch talk shows? - only montel.

do you think miss cleo is full of shit? - duh.

if not, have you called her and wasted your money, you idiot? - hahahahhaa...

what are your thoughts on keeping animals in captivity? - I feel pretty bad for them... :/

what do you think of all the “superstores” that are popping up everywhere? (super walmart, super k-mart, super target)? - they're pretty handy, but I feel guilty giving them my money.

what do you think of pop music? - some of it is okay, most of it sounds the same.

tell me something i don’t know - there's a man with a knife behind you.