I hate kris aquino.

Mood: Lazy
Listening to I Don't Feel Like Dancin' - The Scissor Sisters
Reading The Ladies of Grace Adieu by Susanna Clarke
Playing Devil May Cry
Eating Wheat Thins :3
Drinking water


Okay, I have an angry rant. But before I get to it, the obligatory "what I got for christmas" list. Which is here, because I don't want to do it again. Anyway, onto ranting...!

I HATE THIS BITCH.

Why? Only because she's the most obnoxious human being ever to walk the earth. If you don't know who she is, which is the most likely case, here's a quick rundown. Kris Aquino is apparently the only host available in the Philippines, as she hosts just about every show on television. She even hosts the Filipino version of Deal or No Deal. No, I'm not kidding, she does. She's also a shitty actress who should stick to acting, because then she just recites lines written for her, which aren't nearly as obnoxious as the shit that spews from her mouth normally.

She's the kind of person that you can't stand for more than two minutes. Just listen to her whiny voice and you'll know what I mean. It's kind of like sometimes she needs to pee, but she's holding it in, and jumping around, whining at everyone. But that's just the surface. If anything, her personality is the absolute worst. Never have I witnessed a more nosy bitch in action. (Yeah, so her father was assassinated and it was a pretty big thing back in the eighties, and her mother was the first Asian female president, but that gives her no right to act like a whiny, stupid-ass brat. ...At least not to such an extreme extent.)

On Pilipinas, Game KNB? (some game show with some of the most stupidly easy trivia questions), she frequently--no, always--asks the contestants highly personal questions. Shit like: "Do you have a boyfriend?" "How much money do you make working there?" "Do you love your wife?" "How do you wash your hair?" "Why don't you lose some weight?" "Why are your teeth so crooked?" And not only does she ask them one inappropriate question. She watches them squirm in obvious discomfort and continues with the inappropriate line of questioning. What a bitch!

Today, I watched as she asked a woman about her wavy hair...! Innocent enough, for the questions she usually asks, the bitch. The woman had hair like mine--thick, wavy, coarse. She said that she only shampooed her hair every three days to keep it from drying out, and Kris Aquino literally gasped in disgust and horror. What an ignorant BITCH! People with hair like mine do not need to wash their hair every day. In fact, it's actually bad, and dries hair out and adds to the frizziness. Oh, but I'm not done yet...!

On a past show, I recall her questioning an awkward young man. She asked the usual question that really is none of her business: "Do you have a girlfriend?" and he said that, no, he didn't. Then she asked, "Why?" in her usual fashion, as if someone would know why they didn't have a girlfriend/boyfriend. Then she got to asking him if he was gay, and he shyly and uncomfortably replied that yes, he was. Then she kept questioning him! And guess what! The bitch had fucking OUTED him to his parents on television.

....[Aquino] was involved with then Paranaque mayor (ex PBA basketball player and actor/tv host Joey Marquez), who she later split in a tumultuous ending, allegeding that Marquez pointed a gun at her face, and also gave her venereal disease.
--from her Wikipedia page

[cracks up] That's just what she deserves. I really want to be on one of her shows. Watch her ask me something completely irrelevant that's none of her business. Watch me shut her up.

I hate Kris Aquino. What a bitch.